Gigolo in Zaanstad

Just north of the city

The Zaanstreek is a quarter of an hour from Amsterdam-Noord and you feel it in everything: short travel, little fuss, and a calendar that often still has room here. Zaandam, Wormerveer, Krommenie, Zaandijk, Assendelft. For me it is all close by.

The directness suits me in this region. People here say what they mean, even when it is about something that would actually make them shy. That saves half an evening of circling around. You are welcome to say what you want without any wrapping too; it does not throw me and I prefer it to guessing.

What we can do here

The Zaanse Schans is beautiful, but by day too crowded with cameras to walk it in peace. Early in the morning or toward sunset it is a different story, then you have the path almost to yourself. Beyond that there is the Zaan itself, with quays you can walk for miles along, the Zaans Museum as an indoor option in bad weather, and plenty of spots along the water to eat without it becoming an event.

Or we do none of that. Many women would rather sit somewhere quiet straight away and only then see what the evening becomes. That is just as good a plan.

Discretion in a smaller community

The Zaanstreek is urban, but the neighborhoods feel like villages. People know each other, and that weighs. In Amsterdam no one follows you with a look; in Krommenie the neighbor can still ask you on Monday who that was.

I adjust to that. I park a street away if you want. I do not turn up with flowers or anything else that stands out. And if you would rather begin somewhere else, a hotel in Zaandam, or in Amsterdam where no one knows you, that is a fine choice and nothing odd at all.

Who I come for

For women who have not been touched the way they would want in a long time. Also for women who stand on their own feet again after a divorce and notice how long the evenings are. For women with a partner who, for whatever reason, can no longer or no longer wants to, and who do not have that conversation at home anymore.

And for women who are simply curious, with no sadness or drama behind it. That is allowed too. Not every reason has to be heavy. The forms this can take are on my services.

Doubts I hear a lot

“Isn’t it sad to have to pay for it?” No, and I mean that. You buy time and attention from someone who has made it his work. What you do with that time, you decide yourself.

“What if I am nervous and do not dare anything?” Then we talk and that was the date. There is no goal anywhere.

“What if I want to stop halfway?” Then it stops. No failure, no awkwardness, no debrief.

Practical

Travel time is short, travel costs to match, and you hear in advance what it is. No surcharges for evening, night, weekend or holiday. If you book as a couple, you pay nothing extra for it. More practical questions? Those are on the frequently asked questions.

An evening or a night

Because travel time here is short, a date in the Zaanstreek can easily run a few hours. But the finest dates are often the longer ones. A whole evening that flows into a night gives room to settle in first, and that settling is the most important part for most women.

If you are unsure about the length, better to start wider than tighter. You can always stop earlier. The other way around is harder, because then you are right at the point where it turns relaxed and someone has to leave.

What you can expect from me

That I am on time and look good is the baseline. After that I listen, without steering anywhere, and nothing you tell me or ask throws me, and there is really little I have not heard yet. The rhythm follows you, and not the other way around. I share this with no living soul, not even when time passes.

I do not rush you, and I do not act a part either. And I do not get in touch afterward if you do not want that.

How it starts

Send me a message with where you are and roughly what you have in mind. Two sentences are enough; you do not have to write a letter. I usually answer within a day and after that we go on at your pace. If you would first like to call or have a coffee without anything having to come of it, we do that.

Get in touch and we will figure it out together.