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Nearby is usually closer than you think

Many women who write to me start with an apology. “I don’t live in Amsterdam, so it probably won’t work.” Or, “I’m in Limburg, that’s surely too far.” I understand where that comes from, but it’s rarely true. The Netherlands is small. From my front door to Maastricht I drive it in the time others lose to a jam around Utrecht.

Amsterdam is my home base. That’s where I live, where I know the quiet hotels and the places where nobody bats an eye at two people enjoying themselves. But my work isn’t bolted to that city. I come to Brabant, to Twente, out to the Wadden Islands, into the Achterhoek. Sometimes for an evening, sometimes a whole night, and now and then a weekend where the place we happen to be barely matters.

Why a page for each region

Because your surroundings play a part. A date in a village of three thousand asks for a different approach than a hotel evening in the center of Rotterdam. In a small community you know half the street, and then discretion isn’t a nice word on a website but something you actually notice. Where I park, how I arrive, what I’m wearing, whether I greet you at the door or just walk in as if I’ve been there before.

So on every regional page I write about that place itself. What you can do there together, what’s handy to know, and how a date works there in practice. No copy-paste job with only the town name swapped, even though plenty of sites do exactly that.

How far I go

I cover all of the Netherlands. Every province, every city, including the villages you have to hunt for on a map. Belgium has come into the mix, from Antwerp to Namur, and Germany too. Every city over two hundred thousand inhabitants, from Aachen just around the corner to Munich in the deep south. For the far destinations I ask you to plan a little earlier, because travel time is travel time and I’d rather arrive rested than rushed.

Across the border a longer date works better than a short evening, by the way. A night, or two days. Then the drive disappears against the time we have together, and you feel that in how it goes.

There are travel costs if you’re farther away. What those are you hear up front, in black and white, before anything is set. I’m not one to come back afterward with charges you didn’t count on. Beyond that, nothing changes in what I do or how I am, whether you live in the Jordaan or in Vlagtwedde.

Home, a hotel, or somewhere on the way

Most dates outside Amsterdam go to a hotel. For many women that’s more comfortable than home. No neighbours seeing anything, no house to tidy first, no pillows that smell different afterward. I can think along about a place, or you arrange somewhere yourself where you feel at ease.

Home is fine too, of course. And sometimes the nicest version is something in between. A walk, a bite to eat somewhere, and only then seeing what the evening becomes. You decide that, always, even when we’re already on our way.

What you’ll find on every regional page

For each place I describe the same kind of things, but tuned to that area. What you can do there together, how I arrive discreetly, how long it takes me and whether it’s smarter to make it an evening or a night. For the larger cities there are suggestions for locations; for the smaller places the emphasis lies more on how we stay unnoticed.

For Germany and Belgium there’s also this. I speak the language spoken there, with one exception. Not French. In Wallonia and Brussels we talk in Dutch, English or German.

What’s the same on every page: I work alone, with no agency or middleman. From your first message you’re talking with me, and I’m also the one who comes. There are no surcharges for the evening, the night, the weekend or public holidays, and a date for two doesn’t cost extra.

Choose your place

Below you’ll find the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany, with the provinces, states and cities where I travel underneath. Your town not listed? That means nothing. I simply haven’t written a page about every village. Send me a message with where you are, and I’ll tell you within a day whether it’s possible.

Want to know first what exactly I do? Have a look at my services, or read who I am. And if you’re mainly curious how others experienced it, those stories are with the experiences.