Gigolo in Dijk en Waard

Two towns, one municipality

Dijk en Waard came about in 2022 from the merger of Heerhugowaard and Langedijk and has just over ninety thousand residents. The two halves still feel different. Heerhugowaard is spacious and laid out along modern lines, Langedijk keeps its old ribbon villages and the narrow waterways between the fields where cabbage used to be collected by little boats.

From Amsterdam it’s about three quarters of an hour. Easily done for an evening.

What we can do together

The Museum BroekerVeiling in Broek op Langedijk, the oldest sail-through auction in the world, where you drift in a little boat between the market-garden fields. The Stadshart of Heerhugowaard for something simple. Park van Luna with its small beach on the lake. And the Geestmerambacht, a recreation area with water and woods where you can walk for hours.

On the other side, the dunes at Bergen and Schoorl are half an hour away, with the beach behind them.

Discretion in the villages

The ribbon villages of Langedijk are small and easy to take in: Sint Pancras, Broek op Langedijk, Zuid-Scharwoude. There people notice who comes and goes. In Heerhugowaard less so, but even there the social fabric is tighter than in a big city.

I park where you want, further off too if need be. No flowers, no loud greeting on the doorstep, and a story ready should anyone ask who I am. If you’d rather meet outside the municipality altogether, Alkmaar is ten minutes away and Amsterdam three quarters of an hour.

Who I come here for

For women who are married and have missed for years what they don’t put into words. Also for women who didn’t move house after the divorce, with everything that brings. For widows who blame themselves that something is stirring again, entirely without cause. Just as much for women who have never experienced anything and would rather do it on their own terms.

And for couples. From quietly being together and touch to a whole night, it’s all set out under my services.

How a first date goes

We start with writing. A few messages in which I ask things and you ask things, and in which you gradually notice whether this is right. Calling is possible. And if you want to get to know each other calmly first, without anything happening that day, then that’s what we do.

On the day itself there’s no pace we have to keep to. First sitting, first talking, and the rest comes when you’re there. For most women that beginning lasts longer than they’d thought beforehand, and that is not wasted time.

After that it’s quiet, unless you reach out.

Agreements about money

What we do, how long it lasts, what it costs and which travel costs come with it, all of that is set before you say yes. Nothing new turns up on the bill afterward. Evening, night, weekend or public holiday makes no difference, and booking together doesn’t either.

If you’re still on the fence

Sending a message commits you to nothing. Many women write months before anything gets planned, just to know how it works. Some never get in touch again after that, which is completely fine. Others come back a year later.

There’s no sales pitch behind it. I don’t push, I send no reminders and I have no calendar that needs filling.

What women often say afterward

What comes up most often afterward isn’t the sex, though that comes along too. It’s usually about something else. That someone took the time. That no phone was picked up. That she was asked how she was really doing and the answer actually landed.

And almost always the realization that waiting to send that first message served no purpose at all.

Doubts I often hear

“Paying for attention, is that alright?” Yes. You pay for the time and attention of someone who has made it his profession. What happens in that time, you decide.

“Aren’t I too old for this?” There’s no age at which this stops. The youngest who booked me was twenty-three, the oldest seventy-eight, and in between is truly everything.

“And what if there’s no click?” We almost always notice that in the messages beforehand. Then we plan nothing, and it has cost you nothing.

This is how it starts

Send me a message with where you are and when you could. I usually reply within a day.