Gigolo in Kiel

A fjord in the middle of Germany

Kiel sits on the Kieler Förde, an inlet of the Baltic that reaches far inland. That gives the city something Scandinavian: water everywhere, ferries leaving for Oslo and Gothenburg, and a light that lingers late in summer.

The city itself is largely postwar and so not pretty in the classic sense. The water more than makes up for that.

What we can do together

The Kiellinie, a promenade running for miles along the water where the whole city walks. The ferry to Laboe, with that naval memorial and a wide beach. The Holtenauer Straße for food and drink. And the Kiel Canal, where the seagoing ships seem to sail straight through the landscape.

In summer there’s the Kieler Woche, the largest sailing event in the world; then the city is packed and hotels are scarce.

Language

German, English or Dutch. On this coast Dutch visitors are no rarity, so no one bats an eye.

Who I come here for

For married women where this conversation stopped being had a long time ago. For partners of people who go to sea or are posted abroad, alone for months on end. For widows, who find that loss and desire don’t rule each other out. And just as much for women who, after a divorce, plan a few days by the sea for themselves.

Couples belong there too. What’s possible is on my services, from touch and skin hunger to an erotic overnight stay.

Practical

Five hours from Amsterdam, so a night or longer. Travel costs match that distance and you know them beforehand, before anything is fixed. After that no further bill comes. No surcharges for the evening, the night, the weekend or a public holiday, and booking as a pair costs nothing extra.

Plan well ahead, and preferably not in the week of the Kieler Woche.

What a stay like this looks like

Usually it begins with an afternoon. Arriving, setting your things down, a walk along the water and only then something to eat. Walking takes the nerves out of your legs, and side by side is easier to talk than face to face.

In the evening there’s no program. What happens you decide yourself, moment by moment.

What it isn’t

No organization, no menu to pick from, no contact person passing on your request, no records. The person you’re writing to is the person who’ll stand in front of you.

There’s no assessment on the other side of it. Your body doesn’t have to match any picture, your age is beside the point, and your desire you don’t have to explain.

An evening or a stay

Five hours each way makes an evening pointless. It becomes a night, or two days.

On this coast that’s more of an advantage. Laboe, the Kiellinie, or driving on to the Lübecker Bucht: there’s plenty to fill a second day with, and out of season it’s as good as empty there.

If you don’t know how long, go for the longer option; cutting it short is still possible along the way.

About money

Before anything is fixed you know the length, the shape and the amount, including the drive here. After that no further bill comes.

For a stay of several days I ask for a deposit, because by then I’ve already booked accommodation myself.

The first time

Almost everyone is nervous the first time, and that’s exactly as it should be. What helps is knowing what’s going to happen, and we spend time on that beforehand: where we meet, at what time, how I come in, and what does and doesn’t happen.

What also helps: nothing has to happen. A first meeting made of talking and an embrace is not half a meeting. For many women that’s exactly enough, and only a second time goes further.

Where we meet

Usually in a hotel. Neutral ground, no neighbors, no house to tidy first, and a door that locks. For a longer stay an apartment or holiday home is often nicer still: your own entrance and no reception desk to pass.

Home is of course possible too, as long as you feel at ease there. That’s the only criterion that counts. We settle beforehand how I arrive and where I park.

This is how it starts

Send me a message with where you are and which period you have in mind. Avoid the week of the Kieler Woche, unless that’s exactly what you’re coming for.