Gigolo in Wuppertal

A city that resembles nothing

Wuppertal lies stretched out in a narrow valley, with the Wupper at the bottom and hills on both sides. Above the river hangs the Schwebebahn, a suspension railway from 1901 that still runs every day and that you can simply use as a tram. A ride on it is one of the strangest and most enjoyable things you can do in Germany.

From Amsterdam it is about three hours. A long evening is doable, a night works better.

What we can do together

The Schwebebahn from start to finish, which takes half an hour and shows the whole city. The Nordbahntrasse, an old railway line on the slope that is now a walking and cycling path with a view over the valley. The Historische Stadthalle. And the botanical garden by the Elisenturm, small but beautifully set.

Around the city lies the Bergisches Land: forest, streams and villages with slate facades. For a two-hour walk you need to go nowhere far.

Language

German, English or Dutch. Whichever you express yourself in most easily.

Who I come here for

For married women who have long missed what they do not say out loud. Also for women who did not move after the divorce, with everything that brings. For widows, who notice that longing and grief do not rule each other out. Just as much for women who care a great deal for others and rarely plan anything for themselves.

Couples too, who want to try something together. Take a look at my services.

Discretion in the neighborhoods

Wuppertal is really a series of places grown together, and in the smaller neighborhoods on the slopes people know one another. I take that into account: parking where you want, no flowers, no conspicuous arrival, and a story ready should someone ask who I am.

If you would rather meet entirely outside your own town, Düsseldorf and Cologne are half an hour away.

Where we meet

Usually a hotel. Wuppertal is stretched out, and it helps if we pick one on the side of the valley where you do not live. Elberfeld and Barmen lie ten minutes apart and feel like two different cities.

If you would rather be at home, that works too. On the slopes there are many houses with a stairway in front and a narrow street around them. We then arrange where the car goes and whether I walk the last stretch.

Practical

What the trip costs you know before anything is fixed, and that amount does not change afterward. Nothing is added afterward and there are no items that only come to light at the last minute. Evening, night, weekend or public holiday makes no difference to the price, and booking with two people does not either.

How it goes

You let me know where you are and roughly what you want. I usually answer within a day, and after that we write back and forth: I ask something, you ask something, until you notice whether this feels right. Calling is possible. Getting to know each other calmly first, with the Schwebebahn there and a cup of coffee after, is possible too.

On the day itself we start slowly. First sit, first talk, and only when you are ready does the rest come. For most women that first part takes longer than they had expected, and that is no time lost, because it makes everything afterward easier.

Afterward no message comes, unless you want one. No “how was it,” no message half a year later.

Changing your mind is allowed

At any moment, even once we are already busy and even if you have looked forward to it for weeks. You do not have to give an explanation for it and nothing has gone wrong.

Dates often run differently than planned as well. Sometimes it becomes calmer than planned, sometimes not. I have no preference in that and no stake, other than that you feel good and think back on it without regret.

If you are still on the fence

Then you simply write, without committing to anything by it. Part of my mail is women who ask how it works, what it costs, and whether their situation is ordinary enough. To that last question the answer is always yes.

From some of them I never hear anything again. Fine. Others get in touch a year later, with the remark that back then they did not yet dare. Also fine. I do not press, I send no reminders, and my calendar does not have to be full.

This is how it starts

Send me a message with where you are and when you could. The rest comes after that.