Gigolo in Rhineland-Palatinate

A state to disappear into

Rhineland-Palatinate has one city above two hundred thousand inhabitants and otherwise mostly landscape. The Rhine valley between Bingen and Koblenz, with castles on every hill. The Moselle winding in bends through the vineyards. The Palatinate with its forests. For anyone who wants a stay of a few days rather than an evening, this is one of the finest stretches of Germany.

From Amsterdam, Mainz is about four and a half hours. Koblenz a little less, Trier similar. Too far for a short evening, just right for a night or a weekend.

Mainz, and what lies around it

Mainz itself is pleasant: an old cathedral city on the Rhine, with a lively centre, the cathedral, and a carnival taken as seriously here as in Cologne. The university keeps the city young.

But the surroundings are where it really happens. The Rheingau across the water, with wine estates where you can eat and sleep. Rüdesheim. The castles near Sankt Goar. And further on the Moselle, with Cochem and Bernkastel.

For a two-day stay a wine estate or a small hotel in the valley is often much nicer than a city hotel. Your own door, no reception desk, and in the morning a view of the slopes.

Language

German, English or Dutch. In the touristy parts of the Rhine valley Dutch is hardly unusual, by the way, since Dutch tourists have been coming here on holiday for decades.

Practical

Travel costs match the distance and you hear them beforehand, before anything is fixed. What you hear in advance is what you pay. No surcharges for the evening, the night, the weekend or public holidays, and booking as a pair costs no extra.

Plan a few weeks ahead, and bear in mind that in high season along the Rhine and the Moselle accommodation is busy.

Who I come here for

For women who have been married for years and miss something there are no words for at home. Also for women who, after a divorce, plan a few days for themselves and do not want to be alone. For widows, in whom grief and longing get in each other’s way. Just as much for women who live in a village in the wine country, where everyone knows one another and there is no one to discuss this with.

Those who come as a pair too. What is possible is under my services, from intimate togetherness to an erotic overnight stay.

Discretion in the villages

The wine villages along the Moselle and the Rhine are small and close-knit. There people watch who comes and goes, exactly as in a village in Limburg. I take that into account: parking where you want, no flowers, no conspicuous arrival, and a story ready should anyone ask who I am.

For many women a hotel or holiday home one municipality over is therefore more comfortable than home. A sensible choice, and I am glad to think it through with you.

For couples

With couples the conversation usually starts with whether it is wise. What I watch for: if one of you comes along because the other wants it, I see that, and then it does not go ahead.

If the subject has really been talked out, a lot is possible. Watching, joining in, or staying in the room next door. For couples a holiday home in the Eifel or on the Moselle is the quietest option here, by the way: your own door, no reception desk, and no one recording anything. Either of you can stop it at any moment, and the price does not change for it.

What you can expect from me

On time, well groomed, and without the haste of someone who has to be somewhere afterward. I listen without steering anywhere, and there is remarkably little I have not heard before.

Where you draw a line it stays, even if in the moment itself you want to move it.

Discretion in practice

No one else is involved. No agency, no go-between, no colleagues, and no records where your name ends up. What we write does not stay.

On arrival I keep it low-key: no flowers, no loud greeting, and I park where you want, some way off if need be. If you run into someone you know, I am who you say I am. Feel free to think that story up in advance, so you do not have to improvise on the spot.

This is how it starts

Get in touch with your home town and a period that suits you. If you would rather have something on the Moselle than in the city, I am glad to think along.

Choose your city

Below is Mainz, the only city in the state above two hundred thousand inhabitants. Do you live in Ludwigshafen, Koblenz, Trier, Kaiserslautern or a village in the Palatinate? Just send me a message with where you are.